August 2011
7 things about your body
1. your eyes are the only part of your body you can’t wash is soap
2. you can’t count your hair
3. your tongue doesn’t reach every teeth in your mouth
4. only idiots do number 3
5. you’re gonna laugh because you can reach every teeth in your mouth
6. you’re gonna laugh because you feel like an idiot
7. you’re going to reblog to see how many people fall for this
Omfg. Everyone is gonna fall for this:))
LMFAOO! im an idiot.
1. in*
2. I always try to count mine
3. tooth*
4. Guess I’m an idiot .. shrug..
5. too many typos in this..
July 2011
Reblog if you never seen a pregnant Chinese lady
That seriously never crossed my mind ! I never seen one , yet Chinese people are multiplying like its nothing .
O__________O
Mind FUck…
I cant stand when people say a baby's age in months after a year old.
The parent is like “yeah he’s 123 months old.”
Bitch don’t make me do math.
You’re SUPPOSED to. there’s SUCH a huge gap/difference in developmental growth between the ages of “1” and 2….. i.e a 12month old and a 21month old are waaaaayyy different so just saying “1” isn’t really giving an age. Normally, I see young mothers that don’t know any better saying “1” but technically the rule of thumb is that you aren’t supposed to start saying the year until the age of 2. I can’t STAND when I ask a bitch how old her baby is and she say 1. #GetItTogether
I hate posts that end with something like "85% of you will ignore this" or "93% won't reblog this".
Bitch, show me your degree in Reblog Research.
When you're in class and the teacher says "find a partner"
you look at your friend like
and your friend looks at you like
That moment "WheN pEOplE tyPe LikE tHis"
Bitch, is your caps lock having a seizure?
