lolthefunniest: If I sleep to much, my parents complain. If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain. If I eat too much, my parents complain. If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain. If I’m always in my room, my parents complain. If I go out too much, my parents complain. I CAN’T FUCKING WIN. Need a laugh?! Follow our blog, you’ll love it!
I don't have a vagina, but I'm pretty sure sex...
the ear is prob better!
Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes →
iridescentdreamers: Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool. She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.” Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one...
That awkward moment when your chair makes a fart...
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When you say "liar liar pants on fire," it makes...
valentinostclaire: Their pants probably aren’t on fire
Trying to walk sexy →
the-absolute-best-gifs: Expectation: Reality: